Stage Performance &
December 2, 2016
How to Become a Grandma
Step 1. Find a small child left on it's own.
Step 2. Kidnap it.
Step 3. Yell to the child, that you're it's grandma while feeding it oatmeal cookies and spoiled milk.
Step 4. Call the mother saying "Debra! When are you going to pick up your child?!"
Step 5. Go to the child...